Sometimes things don't work

I realized today that I haven't written any rants filled with hilarity and joy in a while. This saddens me greatly. And whenever I haven't written anything in a while (other than whiney posts about how I doubt myself or suck), I always feel like the next thing has to be epic but then I can't come up with anything other than "one time I fell and hurt myself" or "pockets make me feel safe" or start thinking about reasons why I like dinosaurs. And eventually I just end up writing run-on sentences and probably resorting to more pity-posts with underdeveloped thoughts.

So that's what this is. Have I mentioned how much I love run-on sentences?