shenanigans

Just some more Quote documentation:

"they're just like extra socks. leg hairs insulate and protect."- Nicki

"Sarah, lets have a heart-to-heart. and by heart to heart I mean hand to vagina" -Max

"Sarah, dont wear that. The point is to try and attract men tonight"--Max

"Unbutton one more. oh wait..that is whore-ish." --Max

"Everyone just follow Sarah's flow." --Max

"Why am I never in the loop? i dont even have a loop, I have a triangle" Yea, a pink triangle maybe. What does that even mean? It means youre gay. --Donnie.

Just stiff leg it! --Nicki (after injuring my knee while dancing.)

"Yo dude. Your balls are huge" --Nicki immitating the boys' conversation after posing the critical question: What do they talk about when we're not around?

I see the theme....

So What are you two kids up to? (to Jackie and Donnie).
Crazy Shit. We decided to name our new baby Sarah.

i just want to eat chocolate and annihilate the male population--amanda

"Yea, well, at least your butt isn't bleeding"--Donnie

[On dating] "Dont worry, you have being an American girl on your side. Ehh, not really. Im not enough of a stereotype. I'm not all dolled up and stupid."--me and Donnie

No, he's not Nathan Lane gay. This is a whole other level of flamboyancy I've never seen before."--donnie, Nickie.

[after reading about things to do in london]: "Wait.....does spend a penny mean to poop?"--Jackie

March--

"(me)...Thanks Mom! (Nicki) Wait how am I your mom? Ive already decided that you're my mom. (me) Why am I your mom? Because you take care of me. But you can't be my mom if I'm already your mom, thats just too Twilight zone for me. (Nicki) I dunno, I need to go to bed. This is confusing
shit."

"What else can I complain about."

{Leaving H & M, you talking abou finding me clothes...I dont remember}

Me: "Wow you really are the woman in this relationship"
Nicki: "Yea i am, ya butch bitch"

"It started off us talking about your flow...and then somehow talking about your period turned into you being a lesbian" ---Nicki

"Sooo...what are you doing later tonight?
--NOT YOU." --Me and Nickers.

"Give it to her! I am giving it to her!.....(Ashley walks in) Well this is an interesting conversation"

"Hey, you're missing my flexing. No, I saw you out of the corner of my eye. It was sexy."

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