Stranger things have happened

I sat there for a while after you left. I had a great time--and youre as hilarious as you have always been-- but I have to say I've never felt more disconnected from you.

thankfully the people watching and interesting (and often times..disturbing) conversations kept my thoughts at bay for a bit.

Interesting mix of people. Especially that group of women dressed in golf-clothes. No idea what that was about.

"My kid's dog won't stop pissing in my shoes."
"Everyone I know is doing it. "
"So, what's he like in bed?"
"I saw her at the pool and her ass was sagging."
"My daughter's school is setting me back 24K a year."
something about crack alphabet letter shapes and baseball..
"I'm getting my nose done next week."

Ive known you for so long...but all of the sudden I cant help but feel like we have so little in common. not where it really matters, anyway.